In other big news the annual South East Queensland crime wave has kicked off right on schedule, commencing with a spate of around a 160 ram raids, assorted violent retail assaults and robberies, along with a few serious homicides, to take us straight up to the top of the East Coast Crime leader board. Victoria has been well out of the series ever since Carl Williams got the axe and they benched Judy Moran. And try as it might NSW can't even come close, no matter how many suburban drive by shootings they manage. And besides everyone knows that Lebanese organised crime families are very poor shots and on their best days they only ever manage to chip a bit of fibro and ventilate a couple of rolla doors. Though I have to admit NSW nearly had us last year with the Mascot Airport bikie brawl. Nobody saw that coming, but a few good homicides late in the game put us well over the line. Go the "mighty maroons"!
Of course all this is a perfect opportunity for Premier Napoleon Dynamite to set himself apart from the soft on crime Socialists and score big with the long suffering populace. He already has our only Police helicopter burning out it's turbine racing between various crime scenes and there was talk in the local paper last week of the enormous social dividend that might be realised, if only it were camouflaged and armed with a 20mm rotary cannon and air to ground rockets. This might forestall any further escalation of car heists by those citizens planning either a gang land hit or a ram raid.
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