Pinapple Kingdom Lags in Space Race

Fortunately in the aftermath of the stupendous LNP victory here in the Pineapple Kingdom there have been no mass roundups of the very few suspected ALP supporters that could be found or any midnight disappearances by death squad for that matter. Young Napoleon Dynamite has so far to date been a graceful, loving and benevolent leader to his new found peoples in victory. I suspect he is taking a leaf or two out of the other "Great Successor" Kim Jong-un's play book, though I confess it is somewhat humiliating to admit that our space program is still lagging some distance behind that of North Korea's.